I was going to do this quiz right here (from ~Chibi-Sanzo) until I looked up what "seme" and "uke" meant (they're weeaboo terms for homosexuals). So, instead, I'm doing this-un from ~SonicAmygirl.

Note: I might be using this journal for big vacation updates pretty soon!

1. Pick 25 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search or other search functions.
6. No looking at my favorite movies on my front page! They're not all in there anyway.

That means, if you read this journal, please actually comment if you recognize one of them.

QUOTE 1:
- "It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there!"
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (~dasune via Windows Live Messenger)

QUOTE 2:
- "Hold me closer, Ed. It's getting dark. Tell Auntie Em to let Old Yeller out. Tell Tiny Tim I won't be coming home this Christmas. Tell Scarlett I do give a damn."

QUOTE 3:
- "We're the Manchester United Fan Club… from Ohio."

QUOTE 4:
- "Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K."

QUOTE 5:
- "Every time I try to talk to someone it's 'sorry' this and 'forgive me' that and 'I'm not worthy'!"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (~dasune via Windows Live Messenger)

QUOTE 6:
- "Fuck Canada."
- "Hey, fuck you, buddy!"
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (~SonicAmygirl)

QUOTE 7:
- "Mornin' ma'am. And isn't it a lovely mornin'?"
- "Up yours, nigger."
Blazing Saddles (~dasune via Windows Live Messenger)

QUOTE 8:
- "Shit-for-brains!"
- "Butthead!"
- "Dingleberry butt!"
- "Snot face!"
- "Vulture Vomit!"
- "Turkey tits! Belch breath!"

QUOTE 9:
- "It's weird. I woke up this morning and I swear my boobs felt bigger. Do they look bigger to you?"
Bruce Almighty (~dasune via Windows Live Messenger)

QUOTE 10:
- "Directive."
WALL·E (~SonicAmygirl)

QUOTE 11:
- "I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages, working on my day off, the god damn steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward ass fuck on the planet, I smell like shoe polish, my ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy, and my present girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks."
- "37."

QUOTE 12:
- "How's this for a new team name? The Ducks!"
- "Please! What kind of Mickey Mouse organization would name their team The Ducks?"

QUOTE 13:
- "How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?"
A Goofy Movie (~SonicAmygirl)

QUOTE 14:
- "I'm a pretty good guy and I think you'll be pleasantly surprised at how much fun we can have together."
- "Jeez, without slippy-flippies or angry masturbating? I don't see how that's possible."

QUOTE 15:
- "The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another."

QUOTE 16:
- "They Melvined me."

QUOTE 17:
- "You know how every girl's parents put a pussy troll in them when the girls are young to keep them from having premarital sex?"

QUOTE 18:
- "Stop breaking the law, asshole!"
Liar, Liar (~dasune via Windows Live Messenger)

QUOTE 19:
- "It was a run-by fruiting!"

QUOTE 20:
- "Thou shalt do the dance."

QUOTE 21:
- "Don't give me that tone!"
- "What tone?"
- "That sarcastic, contemptuous tone that means you know everything because you're a man and I know nothing because I'm a woman."
- "You're not a woman."
- "Oh, you bastard!"

QUOTE 22:
- "God bless the Internet."

QUOTE 23:
- "How the hell do you wake up dead?"

QUOTE 24:
- "We're looking for the chick with big boobs."
- "We are ready to do you now!"
Beavis and Butt-Head Do America (~SonicAmygirl via Steam)

QUOTE 25:
- "Trust the fungus."
Super Mario Bros. (~SonicAmygirl)